Take out the white gloves, we’re looking at my underwear and these thongs have to go!

Mary-Alice McNab
4 min readJul 25, 2022
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My first thongs are from a panty-exchange organized in my college girlfriend group. It’s Christian college so we need a game to encourage brave purchases. My thongs are too wide in the floss, making me constantly aware of the manufactured wedgie. Why do women do this? My second pair are opposite, they’re T-bar style and quickly create a thong…

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Mary-Alice McNab

Affirmations & Observations. Performer, producer, pep-talker. BLM. I cuss. I want Big Talk. I record all my pieces, so listen! All social @MaryAliceMcNab